Weird Experiences In Our Lives

Interviews for Jobs.

Hayley has had many interviews , she hadn’t got very far in either of them, mainly because of her body language and behaviour , Hayley isn’t a job person, mainly a laying around, doing the eating and dishwasher cleaner, which isn’t  close to a job but it is as far as I can go, and she’s happy with that.

Teaching.

We both did teaching a bunch of times, hasn’t gone right for either of us, always goes the other way every time.

Babysitting.

We have definetly done babysitting before, it’s a long story, wouldn’t wanna hear it, definetly never again, we are banned anyway, explains it all.

Cooking.

Cooking is definetly the thing I’d bring up, it is not a crime or anything, but Hayley makes it look like a Murder crime scene in the kitchen, I’ll take it as that.

Sport.

Sport was a past thing, don’t do it anymore, there’s a reason for that, I’ll tell you another time.

Animals.

Every time you put an animal next to me, I’ll go and jump out of a window, don’t question me on which one, won’t make the situation any better.

Pranks and jokes.

I like pranks in all but the last time I ever made an attempt to prank Hayley, I got a cricket bat to the face, think I’ll stop, I am not done yet though.