Weird Dreams And Nightmares With Joe

Every couple of nights, I have crazy dreams, some are very hard to wake up from, here are some of them.

Once I had a dream where I had like 6 arms and 10 legs , when I woke up , I only had 2 feet, and 2 arms, I was disappointed.

I had another dream where I was a king or prince, and I hired Hayley as my butler, and she made this cake with kidney beans in it, and it was disgusting, luckily it wasn’t real but I am worried whether she’ll make it for me in real life, one of these days.

I had another dream where, I had a ability to jump through walls, when I woke up, I tried it and I bumped my head, life is so unfair, why can’t I be like Harry Potter ?, if we all had that ability, we would be set for life.

Nightmares with Joe

I have a few nightmares too, it isn’t all peaches and roses, here are some of them.

I had a nightmare where Hayley was on the run from a mental hospital, and she threatened to rob a shop, my heart literally sunk, then I woke up, luckily it wasn’t real, but I just realized that Hayley would end up doing something like that.

I had another nightmare where I got locked out of my house by a murder turantula , and I told Hayley about it , but she just sent me a crazy face emoji, that probably explains that I am crazy, but she doesn’t know what I am going through.

Hayley doesn’t have any nightmares probably because she’s so stupid and thick , that no imagination can fit.