The Toffs Of London Script, The Day Out In Mayfair

Beatrice} Hey Camilla .

Camilla} Hello .

Beatrice} What shall we do today ?.

Camilla} I don’t know .

Beatrice} I know, we should go to Fortnum And Mason .

Camilla} That’s a very good idea , let’s go .

{ They are walking in the street , they approach a bus }

Beatrice} Camilla, I told you not to bring me on the bus .

Camilla} Why not ?.

Beatrice} Because, I don’t want to go and sit on the bus, next to all of these people, they stink .

Camilla} Well, we are gonna go on , so shut your mouth .

Beatrice} Ok .

{ Few minutes later}

Beatrice finds a person on the bus }

Beatrice} Hello, why do you stink ?, have a shower .

{Person looks at her in a mad way }

{Camilla finds a person }

Camilla} Hello, can you move ?, I need to sit down .

Person} Oh sorry, there’s no where else to sit down .

Camilla} I said, can you please get up off of your big , fat ass and find another seat ?., oh forget it .

{ Meanwhile, Beatrice is sitting with a person }

{Beatrice is making a weird gesture }

Beatrice} Oof, why do you smell so much ?, why does nobody talk to me ?.

{ They finally approach Fortnum And Mason }

{Camilla is talking to another person }

Camilla} Excuse me , do you know where the jams are ?.

Person} Sorry, I don’t know, I don’t work here .

Camilla} How dare you say that you don’t work here ?.

Person} I’m sorry ?.

Camilla} Get out of here, you stink .

{Camilla is talking to an assistant }

Assistant} He doesn’t work here, he’s a customer .

Camilla} How dare you say that he’s a customer ?.

Assistant} I’m sorry ?.

Camilla} You people , honestly .

End of script