The School Project Script

Hayley} Hey Joe, Can I talk to you for a minute ?.

Joe} Of course, what is it ?.

Hayley} I need to come up with a short film for a school project, Can you help me out ?.

Joe} Of course, Making short films is what I am all about, sounds good.

Hayley} Nice one, thanks.

Joe} Do you have any ideas on what to base it on ?.

Hayley} No, what about the solar system ?.

Joe} Yeah, sounds good.

Hayley} Ok, do we need like a backdrop or anything ?.

Joe} No, all of that stuff is lame, we are gonna do it the proper way.

Hayley} What proper way ?, what like a brick wall or something ?.

Joe} No.

Hayley} What about the planets ?.

Joe} We can use a lampshade.

Hayley} What , my lampshade ?, hell no, I am not gonna be a lunatic and smash it, ok, I am not loaded.

Joe} Yeah, like you give a crap about a lampshade anyway ?.

Hayley} It is not called giving a crap, it is called respecting house property.

Joe} We are not here to talk about lampshades, we are here to make the film, aren’t we ?.

Hayley} Yeah, on how to respect house property, you’ve come to the right place, be my guest.

Joe} Stop it, pick up the stupid phone or camera, and start filming.

Hayley} ok.

Joe} You are supposed to press record, You dummie.

Hayley} I know Joe.

Joe} Crap, what was that sound ?.

Hayley} What sound Joe ?.

Joe} I  think a cat ran in.

Hayley} A cat, what ?.

Joe} Open the window then, don’t just stand there like a freak.

Hayley} Ok, I am not a freak, I’ll stand up and open the window.

Joe} Hayley, watch it with the tv, I told you to watch it.

Hayley} I don’t have eyes on the back of my head, ok.

Joe} What the hell are we gonna do ?, we won’t be able to watch tv for months.

Hayley} Are you seriously worrying about the tv, I am worrying about the film, my teacher is gonna kill me.

Joe} The teacher might like it.

Hayley} Wow, yeah , that makes it so much better, right, so he’s gonna enjoy us running around , and panicking, and smashing tv’s , what is that got to do with the solar system ?.

Joe} I have not thought about that .

Hayley} Oh Joe, pull yourself together, this is serious.

Joe} Ok, ok, let’s check the footage then.

Hayley} Oh, please don’t.

Joe} Oh this is awful, who the hell made this ?.

Hayley} We did, that makes it worse.

Joe} Surely, it can’t be that bad, you are acting like it is the end of world.

Hayley} Yeah, that is because it is awful, I have a right to act like that.

Update.

Hayley showed the film to her teacher and he didn’t like it, it embarrassed her class, and he deleted it.