The partners In Crime Script

Hey everybody, what you are about to read, is a crime fiction script , it involves 3 characters who are involved in a gang  or like a brat pack , This is sort of like the Breakfast Club but Crime related , enjoy .

Johnny} Oh god, why do you want us to form a circle ? .

Jay} Just do it, no ifs or buts , no questions .

Johnny} Alright .

Troy} What’s wrong , boss ?.

Jay} You can see on what the problem is .

Troy} I can’t, there’s nothing there to see .

Detroit } It better not be anything stupid, I’m not here to waste any of my time .

Jay} You piss me off a lot, you know that ?.

Johnny} Just tell us why we are here .

Jay} Ok, there has been another murder , at least one of you is involved in it .

Johnny} Wow, you are a detective now ?.

Detroit} What have we got to do with the murder ?.

Jay} As far as I’m concerned, you are the only ones here, it can’t be anybody else .

Johnny} That’s what she said .

Jay} Johnny, enough with the puns , I’m not in the mood today .

Jay} Look, All I’m going to do is try to get some answers out of you , and try to solve the crime , that’s all I want to do , so, Johnny, was it you ?.

Johnny} Well, do you want my honest opinion ?.

Jay} Yes of course I want your honest opinion , ok, hit me .

Johnny} I didn’t do it sir .

Jay} Ok .

Johnny} Sir, I think I know who did it .

Jay} Ok, do you now ?.

Johnny} It was Detroit .

Jay} OMG Detroit , how can you ?.

Detroit slowly getting up from his seat } ” Oh Hell no , I didn’t do it, don’t get me involved .

Johnny } Bullshit .

Detroit} I never did it, don’t listen to him , he speaks a lot of shit .

Jay} Come on guys, calm down .

Johnny} You are seriously the king of bullshit , OMG .

Detroit pulling out samurai sword }

Johnny} Woah, I surrender .

Jay} OMG, what is that ?.

Detroit}  What is what ?.

Jay} That thing that you are holding ?.

Detroit} I actually have no idea, it came from Ebay , pretty cool huh ?.

Johnny} What ?, you buy swords and weapons  on Ebay , ain’t that illegal ?.

Detroit} Look Johnny, you are a criminal too, why are you here then ?.

Jay} Well that obviously makes the truth clearer now, Detroit did it .

Detroit} This is a mistake , .

Jay} What do you mean ?, I see you with a flipping samurai sword , that probably came out .

Detroit} Oh no no no no, I didn’t use this to kill somebody, what if I use this to cut and chop a cucumber , you gonna arrest me for that ?.

Jay} Tell me the truth , did you kill somebody or what did you use it for ?.

Detroit} I used it to chop up a watermelon .

Johnny} Wait, there’s watermelon here ?.

Detroit} Yeah, you are not getting any .

Jay} Ok, I am just gonna go and scream and freak out in the corridors , so if you need me , come find me in a coffin , all clear ?.

Johnny} Do you have any idea on what he was talking about ?.

Detroit} No .

Johnny} Can I have some watermelon ?.

Detroit} No , there’s no watermelon here, it was just an expression , I don’t actually have one .

Johnny} Oh man .

End of script