The Kids On The East Side Of Town , The Welcome Party Script

{Scene one, Connor, Tommy, Jamie and Travis are throwing a surprise party for Liam }

{Connor is hiding with the rest of the gang behind the wall}

Connor} Come on, he’s gonna be here in any minute .

Tommy} Ok .

Connor} Do you think that he’ll like our costumes ?.

Tommy} Yes .

{ Liam opens the door and walks in }

Connor , Travis, Tommy, Jamie } ”Surprise  !!!! ” .

Liam} Woah, what is this ?.

Connor} We wanted to welcome you as a part of our pack , so we planned a party for you .

Liam} Oh this is wicked, this is weird though .

Tommy} Why is this weird ?.

Liam} I mean , why are you guys all dressed like cowboys ?.

Connor} This is our signiture outfit .

Liam} Ok , what are we gonna do for this party then ?.

Tommy} Oh um, I was thinking that we should have some party food and have a dance , if that’s fine with you .

Liam} Yeah, that could actually be good, I needed something like this for a while d

Connor} Cool, I guess we should put on some tunes .

Tommy} Do we have a juke box ?.

Connor} No, I have this radio , I got it second hand in a charity shop .

Tommy} Do you really go into charity shops ?.

Connor} Yeah, ok, I didn’t buy this in a charity shop, I found it on the streets .

Liam} Right, so you just steal stuff off the streets  ?.

Tommy} Yeah, the street is like John Lewis .

Liam} We have a John Lewis across a few miles out of town, why would you want steal stuff off the streets ?.

Tommy} Why would you want to drive a 100 miles , just to go to a store ?, Ain’t nobody got time for that .

Liam} I know, but it’s just wrong .

Tommy} It’s a free country , I can do it , Right ?, I think I can do it , I think It’s fine .

Liam} But that’s not the point .

Tommy} This juke box works perfectly ,  Still cold { Takes the piss}

Liam} This is disturbingly accurate .

Tommy} This is good, you know , listen to the juke box { Harasses Liam with it }

Liam} Ah , stop it, stop it , get it away from me , Connor, can you please get the party started , this guy is giving me the creeps .

Connor} I don’t know what to do , don’t ask me .

Tommy} Ok, I got a good song for you .

Liam} Ok, let’s hear it, then .

{ Tommy puts on Persian Market }

Tommy} Starts dancing and singing gibberish }

{ Liam makes a very fed up and annoyed face }

Connor} Alright , we’ve heard enough tunes for one day , let’s play a game .

Liam} What game are we gonna play ?.

Connor} We are gonna play a roleplaying game .

Liam} A role playing game, did you hear that, Tommy , Tommy .

Tommy} Yeah, oh sorry, I got carried away with the juke box again , did you just say roleplaying game ?, I love roleplaying games .

Liam} Do you know what a roleplaying game is ?.

Tommy} No , not exactly , what is it ?.

Connor} Oh ok, forget this { kicks and knocks over the juke box }

Tommy} What the hell was that for ?.

Connor } How can you not know on what a roleplaying game is ? , you’ve lived under a rock , mate .

Liam} You know what , why don’t I just run you through it ?.

Connor} What the heck , Liam ?.

Liam} What ?, I’m not gonna waste my time , { Explaining the aim of the game to Tommy }

Liam} So, you have to use your imagination for this game .

Tommy} My imagination ?.

Liam} Yes .

{ A few minutes }

{Everybody has fallen asleep from all of the bore }

Tommy} Oh, I get it now, it goes like this , [ Suddenly realizes that everybody is asleep }, guys, stop being asleep , wake up you gits , I know what will do the trick , { Picks up the juke box and turns it on }

{Connor and Liam and Travis } Ahhhhh Tommy, what the living hell ?.

Tommy} Ha ha ha ha .

Connor } Are you trying to deafen us or something ?.

Tommy } Yes .

{ Everybody laughs }

Then Suddenly , Connor, Tommy, Travis and Jamie’s enemy turns up at the window }

Carter Hudson } Right, having fun , huh , well let’s how much fun you are gonna have to get through me first , { Sinister laugh}

{Cliff hanger }

End of script