Apartment 25, The Party Script

Johnny} Hey James .

James} Hey .

Johnny} What are you up to ?.

James} Nothing really, you ?.

Johnny} yeah nothing .

James} Cool .

Johnny} Hey James, I have been thinking, we should throw a party .

James} A what now ?.

Johnny} A party, I think it would be fun .

James} Yeah, I’m not too keen on parties .

Johnny} What, why not ?.

James} Well, I hate parties, they always get a stupid Elvis impersonator to entertain the people , it’s cringy as hell .

Johnny} I know, but we are not going to pay for an Elvis impersonator , it’ll be better than that .

James} Really ?, ok, but if you end up getting one, I’ll be in the cupboard .

Johnny} Oh come on , James .

Mocumentary clarification .

James has a big problem with celebrity impersonators , it’s very easy to set him off, one word about them. and he’s off .

James} If you are going to call a impersonator , this cupboard will fly into space and get stuck on planet Mars .

Johnny} I am not going to call an impersonator , why do you think I’m going to do that ?.

James} I don’t know man, I can feel it in me .

Johnny} Well, I am not going to call one, how is that ?.

James} That would be fine .

Johnny} Ok  .

James} What are we gonna do for this party, anyway ?.

Johnny} I actually don’t know , I think that there are a bunch of things in the cellar .

James} Ok .

Johnny loading the pile of things on the floor } ” Boom .

James} Woah, what is all of this stuff ?.

Johnny} Just , shit in the cellar , really .

James} Don’t tell me that you haven’t used this stuff yet .

Johnny} I don’t , it just got loaded in the cellar , and it got covered in dust .

James picks up a Karaoke machine } ” Woah, is this a karaoke machine ?.

Johnny} Yep, it sure is .

James} Wow, I haven’t seen these in ages , it’s very nostalgic .

Johnny} Wait, you used to use karaoke machines ?.

James} Yeah, I had a toy version when I was 10 , I wanted to portray a a career of singing , but it switched to driving instructor .

Johnny} Really ?.

James} Yeah, we should set this up .

Johnny} Oh no, I’m a little rusty at this, wait, did you say a driving instructor ?.

James} Yeah .

Johnny} Would you mind if we went out for a drive ?, I have always wanted to drive a car , never got a license though .

James} Yeah , I can take you out for a spin , have you tried driving before ?.

Johnny} Yeah, I have , I never got to a position where I got good at it , but I’ll get there soon .

James} Yeah .

Johnny} What made you want to become a driving instructor ?.

James} Well, it’s very hard to put into words but, I always liked the sound of pushing somebody to success , but it’s a lot of hard work .

Johnny} Yeah, what are your opinions on your job ?.

James} I actually like taking part in navigating the person and the car , even though, I have had some moments where it didn’t go well .

Johnny} Why, what happened ?.

James} Once, this person crashed the car , and the car had a smashed windshield .

Johnny} Oh, that isn’t good .

James} Yeah, but it isn’t my fault, so I shouldn’t push it all myself .

Johnny} No, of course not , so, are you a expert on different car brands ?.

James} I wouldn’t class myself as an expert but, I know some of them .

Johnny} Cool , I just realized that we are rambling on about driving , I feel like I’m on the news or something .

James} Yeah .

Johnny} Ok, well , I guess we should get this party going .

James} Yeah, what are we gonna do , then ?.

Johnny} You’ll see .

{ Johnny starts singing }

{James makes a scared and weird face }

Johnny} Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh , ohhhh .

James} What the hell is this ?.

Johnny} I don’t know what you are talking about, I’m having the best time of my life .

James} Ok .

Johnny} ahhhhh .

James covering his ears} ” I don’t like this moment, I don’t like anything about it, can we just stop ?.

Johnny} Right ok, we’ll stop , I’m tired , anyway .

James} What the hell was that ?.

Johnny} I don’t know, I just hatched out of my egg , started singing, I never sang like that before, woah, what a moment ?.

James} Yeah, I think you deafened me , was that on purpose ?.

Johnny} Yes it was .

James} Right, it was funny though .

Johnny} Yeah .

End of script .