Apartment 25 , The Day Out Script

Johnny} Hey James .

James} Hey .

Johnny} I need to tell you something .

James} Are you taking me to a concert ?.

Johnny} What ?, no , it’s something else .

James} Oh, darn it .

Johnny} Ok no, hear me out , so um, we are going to go on a day out .

James} Are we , now ?.

Johnny} Yes, I have been thinking about it, for quite some time now ,  It would be nice to explore some new places .

James} Yeah, woah, exploring new places, wow, that is something in a half , I can’t handle news .

Johnny} Yeah, ok, we should start , getting ready , then .

James} Ok, I am so excited , where are we going ?.

Johnny} Oh, somewhere very far .

James} Ok .

{ They got to the place }

Johnny} Here we are .

James} Really , this is it ?, this place looks very familiar .

Johnny} Are you sure ?, this is new place , are you sure that your mind isn’t playing tricks on you ?.

James} I am very positive .

Johnny} Okey dokey , ok, let’s carry on .

James} Ok .

Johnny} Wow, look at us, going on an adventure , it feels very special .

James} Johnny, what do you mean ?, we are in Dalston , there’s a Morrisons there .

Johnny} Really ?, I don’t know .

James} Right, so we are here, with 10 pounds of luggage , and we are currently in Dalston, and you don’t know on where we are , this is going very well , wait to go, Johnny .

Johnny} Well, I am never a google maps person, so, the fact that I got this far, I am very proud of myself .

James} Right ok, you do know that we walked 2 miles, down the street, we haven’t explored the desert .

Johnny} I know, but that is the point of exploring , we get to see new places , I’m sure that this place is superior .

James} What ?, Dalston, have you been here before ?.

Johnny} No .

James} Well, you are in for a real treat .

Johnny} Ok, what does that mean ?, what does it mean ?, I want to know on what it means .

James} Well, you are never going to find out, unless you like markets .

Johnny} Yeah, I like markets , markets are normal .

James} Well, not in Dalston .

Johnny} Huh ?.

James} I’ll show you around .

{ They walked through the market}

Johnny} Oh God, what is this place ?.

James} It’s the market in Dalston, I don’t really like this place, but I come down  anyway .

Johnny} Right ok .

James} This is where they supply the fish , pretty normal .

Johnny} Yeah, what else ?.

James} Ok, here are the heads .

Johnny} I’m sorry, I might of misheard you there , the what ?.

James} The heads, the things that are attached to bodies, or animals .

Johnny} Oh hell no , why are they here ?.

James} No idea , I don’t want to know either .

Johnny} Yeah, this must be on what hell’s like .

James} You think so ?.

Johnny} Yeah, this place is awful , can we just go home , we’ve had enough of travelling today .

James} Wait, not yet .

Johnny} Oh come on, James, what have I ever done to you ?.

James} Nothing, I am getting you used to the city area , that is what travelling is about, that is the real travelling for you .

Johnny} I know, but this is like torture , I feel like I have been taken to my punishment .

James} Well, you took us here so, it is sort of like punishment , you could say that .

Johnny} Ok, but can we just hurry up , I don’t like the look of this place .

James} Ok, we’ll go , then .

{ They are walking home }

Johnny} James, why did you take me down Dalston ?.

James} What do you mean ?, you took me down here .

Johnny} Ok, whatever , ewww, what’s that smell ?.

James} What smell ?.

Johnny} There is a smell that stinks like somebody took a shit in a forest , and it just manoevered around , it stinks , don’t tell me that you can’t smell anything .

James} Oh, is this what you are talking about ?, yeah, it’s the head { Pulls out animal head out of bag}

Johnny} Oh Geez, James, what is that ?.

James} It is the animal head, pretty cool, ay ?.

Johnny} No, why did you bring it back home ?.

James} What do you mean ?, it’s so cute , it’s gonna be my new friend .

Johnny} No, that can’t be your friend, it’s way too obscure .

James} I think that is very mean, at least have a soft bone in your body .

Johnny} I do, and I don’t like it .

James} What do you say , can we keep him ?.

Johnny} No, we can’t .

James} It is my new friend, we have to .

Johnny} It can’t even talk , it can’t have conversations with you, are you crazy ?.

James} Crazy ?, yes, perhaps I am crazy .

Johnny} Geez, before you know it, you’ll be taking it on trips to the park , and play on the swings with it .

James} What are you talking about ?.

Johnny} James, as far as I know, you can’t be friends with a thing that looks like a head of a pig , you are gonna have to leave it behind .

James} Well, I can, and you can’t do anything about that .

Johnny} Ok, fine .

{ Last scene shows, James on a sea saw with the head }

End of script .