Apartment 25 , Neighbors Script

Johnny} Hey .

James} Hey , what’s up ?.

Johnny} Oh, nothing really, you ?.

James} Yeah nothing much .

Johnny} Cool, hey, did you see that documentary , that was on last night ?.

James} No I didn’t, what documentary ?.

Johnny} It was a documentary about a cat who went into space .

James} Wow, really ?.

Johnny} Yeah, it’s the new astronaut , apparently .

James} Yeah, then, what happened ?.

Johnny} Well, the cat flew into space, and got stuck on a planet and saw aliens .

James} wow ,  then what ?.

Johnny} Then , they found out that the cat didn’t see aliens , instead, the cat saw bits of rock , and the people of the NASA company , got a lot of hate and they received no money, and they had to close down , for business reasons .

James} Wow, now, that is shit .

Johnny} I know, right ?.

James} Yeah, it sounds very crap, I’m surprised that it made it’s way into the entertainment world .

Johnny} Yeah .

{ Knock on the door}

Johnny} Woah, who is that ?, I wonder .

James} Could it be the postman ? , it can’t be him, he only turns up on Mondays .

Johnny} Yeah, I’ll go and check .

Bob and Devon } Hello .

Johnny} Who are you guys ?.

James} Are you our dustbin men ?.

Johnny} They are not our dustbin men, you idiot .

Johnny} Yeah, who are you guys ?.

Bob} Oh um, we are your new neighbors , we are new here , my name is Bob .

Johnny} Oh I see, nice to meet you .

James} Who is this ?.

Bob} Oh, this is Devon, he’s your other new neighbor .

Devon} Hey, I am looking forward to seeing you here .

James} Yeah, me too .

Bob} Ok, your house looks nice .

Johnny} Yeah, it’s an apartment , we moved in a few days ago .

James} Yeah, It’s nice here, though .

James} Hey, Devon, do you like NASA documentaries ?.

Devon} What is NASA ?.

James} It’s um …… .

Devon} Is it like a , toilet company ?.

James} No, it’s not .

Devon} I like toilet companies .

James} It’s not a toilet company { Shouting at Devon}

5 minutes of silence}

Johnny} Ok, so, we have to go , see you later .

Bob} Ok, see ya .

Johnny} Dude, what the heck ?.

James} Well, I am very passionate about my NASA documentaries and subjects .

Johnny} But , you blew it, was that really, your best impression for new neighbors ?.

James} Yeah, this is the real world, this is not Simpsons .

Johnny} Yeah, but you could of been a bit nicer .

James} Well, I didn’t see you doing anything .

Johnny} I did, I talked to them .

James} No , you didn’t .

Johnny} Look, can we just shut up about this, I’m getting a head ache .

James} Yeah , hey, I found this other documentary .

Johnny} Is it another NASA documentary ?.

James} Yes it .

Johnny} Ok, carry on .

James} Ok, so, somebody found this space ship in space , and when they got close to it, they found out that it wasn’t a space ship , instead, it was a toilet .

Johnny} Wow, really ?.

James} Yes, and, the main astronaut , kept saying that he saw a space ship, but in the end, he got admitted to a mental hospital, and he got branded a fantasist , .

Johnny} Wow, that might even be the one that is worse, then the first one .

James} Yeah look, it even has a headline in the news { Shows the phone to Johnny}

Johnny} Woah, I can’t believe it, what is wrong with this world ?.

End of script .