Posted on January 18, 2021
Apartment 25 , Neighbors Script
Johnny} Hey .
James} Hey , what’s up ?.
Johnny} Oh, nothing really, you ?.
James} Yeah nothing much .
Johnny} Cool, hey, did you see that documentary , that was on last night ?.
James} No I didn’t, what documentary ?.
Johnny} It was a documentary about a cat who went into space .
James} Wow, really ?.
Johnny} Yeah, it’s the new astronaut , apparently .
James} Yeah, then, what happened ?.
Johnny} Well, the cat flew into space, and got stuck on a planet and saw aliens .
James} wow , then what ?.
Johnny} Then , they found out that the cat didn’t see aliens , instead, the cat saw bits of rock , and the people of the NASA company , got a lot of hate and they received no money, and they had to close down , for business reasons .
James} Wow, now, that is shit .
Johnny} I know, right ?.
James} Yeah, it sounds very crap, I’m surprised that it made it’s way into the entertainment world .
Johnny} Yeah .
{ Knock on the door}
Johnny} Woah, who is that ?, I wonder .
James} Could it be the postman ? , it can’t be him, he only turns up on Mondays .
Johnny} Yeah, I’ll go and check .
Bob and Devon } Hello .
Johnny} Who are you guys ?.
James} Are you our dustbin men ?.
Johnny} They are not our dustbin men, you idiot .
Johnny} Yeah, who are you guys ?.
Bob} Oh um, we are your new neighbors , we are new here , my name is Bob .
Johnny} Oh I see, nice to meet you .
James} Who is this ?.
Bob} Oh, this is Devon, he’s your other new neighbor .
Devon} Hey, I am looking forward to seeing you here .
James} Yeah, me too .
Bob} Ok, your house looks nice .
Johnny} Yeah, it’s an apartment , we moved in a few days ago .
James} Yeah, It’s nice here, though .
James} Hey, Devon, do you like NASA documentaries ?.
Devon} What is NASA ?.
James} It’s um …… .
Devon} Is it like a , toilet company ?.
James} No, it’s not .
Devon} I like toilet companies .
James} It’s not a toilet company { Shouting at Devon}
5 minutes of silence}
Johnny} Ok, so, we have to go , see you later .
Bob} Ok, see ya .
Johnny} Dude, what the heck ?.
James} Well, I am very passionate about my NASA documentaries and subjects .
Johnny} But , you blew it, was that really, your best impression for new neighbors ?.
James} Yeah, this is the real world, this is not Simpsons .
Johnny} Yeah, but you could of been a bit nicer .
James} Well, I didn’t see you doing anything .
Johnny} I did, I talked to them .
James} No , you didn’t .
Johnny} Look, can we just shut up about this, I’m getting a head ache .
James} Yeah , hey, I found this other documentary .
Johnny} Is it another NASA documentary ?.
James} Yes it .
Johnny} Ok, carry on .
James} Ok, so, somebody found this space ship in space , and when they got close to it, they found out that it wasn’t a space ship , instead, it was a toilet .
Johnny} Wow, really ?.
James} Yes, and, the main astronaut , kept saying that he saw a space ship, but in the end, he got admitted to a mental hospital, and he got branded a fantasist , .
Johnny} Wow, that might even be the one that is worse, then the first one .
James} Yeah look, it even has a headline in the news { Shows the phone to Johnny}
Johnny} Woah, I can’t believe it, what is wrong with this world ?.
End of script .