Apartment 25, The Film Club Script

Johnny} Hey James .

James} Oh hey Johnny .

Johnny} What are you up to ?.

James} Oh nothing really, you ?.

Johnny} Yeah nothing really ., hey, do you want to go to a film club ?.

James} Yeah I’d love to .

Johnny} Great .

James} Where is the film club taking place ?.

Johnny} Oh there are two places round the corner, your two choices to choose from are, Film and chill out, or Out of the film universe ?.

James} I think we’ll go with Out Of The Film Universe , that place is quite big and spacious , and the TV is quite large and wide .

Johnny} Yeah, plus the other one is very small and you feel like fainting when you come out , yeah I guess we’ll go in Out Of The Film Universe then .

James} Ok, how are we gonna get there ?, do we have money for a taxi ?.

Johnny} I don’t know, I’m pretty skint as it is, but I might have a bit on my credit card that I can change over in the machine , that should work, innit ?.

James} Yeah, I don’t know man .

Johnny} Ok, we should probably go on the bus , taxi drivers don’t accept money on cards , not the ones that I know , anyway .

James} Yeah .

{ They got to the film club }

Johnny} It’s pretty crowded in here, isn’t it ?.

James} Yeah, should be fine though .

Johnny} Yeah , do you think that the atmosphere of the film is turning everybody here , into zombies ?.

James} Yeah, we’d probably be the last ones to turn into a zombie , hopefully anyway .

Johnny} Yeah , don’t even get me started on zombie apocalypses .

James} Johnny, if a zombie apocalypse happened here, what would you do ?.

Johnny} I would probably attack it with a film projector .

James} Where would you go if a zombie approached you ?.

Johnny} I would probably hide behind a curtain .

James} What would you defeat it with ?.

Johnny} I would make a whole in the tv screen and poke my face through it .

James} Wouldn’t that kill you .

Johnny} Well, I certainly wouldn’t hypnotize it , that would really kill me , plus I’d have a axe or a hammer , so it has some defense to it .

James} Ok cool .

Johnny} Ok, this film is getting boring now .

James} Yeah , I think we should go now .

Johnny} That film was really boring .

James} Yeah, there was literally a million people running and panicking , and there was a mad person , running around , I couldn’t get my head around on what was going on , it made no sense .

Johnny} Yeah, but why would you want to go in a public place to watch a film ?.

James} Yeah, I guess that’s why we have DVD players and our own TVs at home .

Johnny} Yeah, nobody can force you to watch a film that you don’t want to watch, it’s better if you watch one yourself, at least you have a selection .

James} Yeah, there was this person in front of us, making very loud noises, I could barely hear the film .

Johnny} Yeah, the chewing was very loud, it sounding like the person had no teeth, and he was just chewing away , that’s why I don’t like watching films in public , I make time for it at home .

James} Yeah .