More Weird And Hilarious Moments With Joe

There was this one time where, we thought that we could prank our neighbors , so we thought of something ridicolous , like we got a cardboard box and we put a dr Martin boot in it and we mailed it to Daisy,  but then, she found out that we did it , then she got angry then she chased us with it , then we ran so fast that we got away from her , but then the whole gang  broke into our home and tied it with a piece a string to our ceiling , and when I woke up , it booted me in the face , I lost a tooth , they better check their mailbox , because it is coming back .

There was this other time where, I pranked Hayley and I brang a cardboard box and I put a fake piece of poo in it , and I thought that it was really funny but Hayley just sat there stoned face and then threw it at me and laughed , then I said ” You clean it up ”. Then she got annoyed , then she threw me in the box , then cellotaped the box while I was still in it , then I had to spend the whole night , trying to find ways to break out .

There was this other time where , we had a walk in a park , and we saw a wheel barrow , and we wanted to have a go in it , so we asked a stranger to push us and he said yes , so he pushed us and then he stopped after one second , then he ran straight in the pub , what a waste of time ?, I have had it with people .

The other day, I was reading a newspaper, when suddenly I saw a person in a article that looked very similar to Hayley , it said that she was on the run from an asylum , I don’t know what to do now , I can’t believe that she’d do such a thing , always knew that she was crazy from the start , I should probably go and pack my suitcase , I should probably go and investigate , I don’t know what to believe anymore , it is seriously creeping me out , I can’t read the article anymore, it is seriously going right through me , think I’ll stop now , whatever it is , I am gonna need to have a negotiation with Hayley , just to try and get some answers out of her, before it all turns haywire, for whatever reason that is .