More Memoirs Of Joe

At 3 o clock on Monday} I thought of going for a walk, until I suddenly found a box on my doorstep, it included a large sized boot, I thought it was a joke but it might of been a misunderstanding or just instant karma .

At 5 o clock} I saw a random bloke, wondering around in a bush in Clissold Park, thought I was seeing things but turns out I wasn’t .

At 6 55} I invited Hayley for a sleepover, we played games, but it didn’t go well in the end, she ended up throwing a game controller  at me after I said that she was crap at playing games , I still have the bruise, but it I am telling you that it was worth it , you should of seen her face, it was like a fish when it sees a shark or seeing a inner beast.

At 7 o clock} Hayley write a story and she read it to me, but first of all , the story was rubbish, it had no beginning , middle or ending , and she looked like a priest reading a sermon to a crowd in a church , and she also made a face like she was mad , and it looked like she saw a devil or that she was gonna blow up any minute , I was terrified  but I knew I had no place to hide , otherwise she would of shoved me in the wall, no one should get way with abuse  like forcing somebody a story, if they don’t want to hear it, especially if it is crap, Hayley’s definetly the person for that, hands down.

At 9 o clock} Hayley had a craving for us to watch You Tube videos together , but she disappointed me , because the whole time, she found a video with a cat chasing it’s tail, it went on for about 10 hours , Hayley sat there laughing her head off, while I just dozed off, if you wanna see the most boring thing ever, just watch us doing that, you’ve come to the right place.

At 3’35 } Hayley went to a mentoring session and she seemed happy , but if I was her, I wouldn’t be, because it is like teaching a bunch of nerds , the session was about buisiness , but let’s be honest, Hayley doesn’t know a thing about buisness , she knows about hoarding though, in fact, she should do one on that, I’ll be waiting for that one, she’ll nail it .

At 10 o clock} I was tidying up in my house, when I heard a sound , turns out , it’s Hayley’s phone, she has a ringtone that sounds like a car engine , I thought that she brang it home with her, but I am worried that she has early stages of onset diamentia at a very young age, it is worrying .

At 11 o clock} Hayley wanted me to go to her house, she wanted to show me something, and when I came she asked ” why are you here again ?, and I thought to myself, ” what the heck am I doing with my life ?.

At 1 o clock} I asked Hayley if she wanted to do a quiz, and she said yes, and when she answered some of the questions , she got all of them wrong , she has the brain the size of a pea, it is very sad.

At 5 o clock} Hayley dragged me outside to come and have a look at a fox , but there was no point in doing so, having said, that the fox ran away.

This is Joe’s diary, don’t open if you are Hayley, if you want any further information , just call me , it is just a secret diary, don’t take it seriously .

Call Joe , at 82031o 98759

Don’t come knocking .

I’ll be asleep .

Knock if important .

Thank you for your time .