In The West , Tarquin’s Diary

Hey, my name is Tarquin, I am 42, I am a resident in The Wild West , I moved here to get away from the city because it is a shit hole , then coming to only find out that the wild West is a shit hole too , it is very quiet, I only hear horses galloping around and jumping over the fences , and they also drive me completely mad ., other then that, there are no people , so it’s extra quiet , that’s a bonus , I guess I’m lucky .

It was just another day in the West, when I noticed that there was a new person coming to live there, the person looked confused and kept on walking through the fields , I went to go and help and I met this guy called Gillian , he had a normal striped shirt with trainers , I think that he misread the location , there was mud all over them , he seemed nice , he didn’t look like he knew what was going on, he’ll be in for a real treat , that’s all I can say .