Hayley’s New Board Game Script

Joe} Hey.

Hayley } Hey .

Joe} What are you up to ?.

Hayley} I am making my own board game .

Joe} Hah really , a board game ?.

Hayley} Yeah , what is wrong with that ?.

Joe} There is nothing wrong with it , but I don’t think that the game will have any good material .

Hayley } What ?, I can have good ideas .

Joe } What good ideas , what on how to steps on going to the toilet  ?.

Hayley } No, you are bloody deluded .

Joe} Don’t call me deluded , your head has literally been in a recycling bin .

Hayley} Tell me why you think that I am gonna base the game on taking a shit ?.

Joe} Probably because , you are crazy enough to brainwash somebody in buying or playing your games .

Hayley } You can’t predict on what is gonna happen ,  you have the faith level of a peanut .

Joe} Well really , the faith won’t really need to exist , because you are making a stupid game .

Hayley } Do you even know what the game will entail .

Joe} You can explain it all but I won’t gather up the courage to buy or play your game .

Hayley} Well, I am done with it , so you can play it .

Joe} Are you kidding me , I am not gonna play it .

Hayley} Just take the bloody chess piece and read the bloody note on the board .

Joe} Ok .

Hayley} What exactly are you doing ?.

Joe} What do you mean ?, I am playing the game , just like you asked .

Hayley} Yeah , but you are just going round in circles , you keep going to the start , you are not supposed to do that .

Joe} Well, why don’t you just explain the rules .

Hayley} Ok then, .

Joe} Geez , this is like prison .

Hayley} Ok, so you are supposed to start on the end , then if you have enough of those things that are required, you can take one step forward .

Joe} This is the worst game I have ever played .

Hayley} Shut up , you truly don’t understand the arts .

Joe} This is like bloody , Monopoly on drugs .

Hayley} Wow , and you are Hurceles on drugs ,

Joe} Oh shut up .

End of Script