Hayley’s Memoirs

At 3 Am } I was sleeping , when I heard noises coming from outside, it is probably the foxes , but it sounds like a murder , crime scene  broke out, they went absolutely nuts , I can’t even explain .

At 1 o clock } Joe came over and we watched TV , and Joe noticed that they took off one of his favorite Tv programmes  on the BBC , so he wrang them up and ranted about it for hours and when it was my time to go to bed, he was still there .

At 3 o clock} I cooked for Joe and I tried my absolute best , putting together a meal for us both , but Joe didn’t like it , he literally spent half of the night , in his bathroom  next to the toilet , what does he think it is gonna be like , a five star resteraunt or something ?.

At 2 o clock } I hung out with an old school friend , we just had fun .

At 5 o clock } I visited Joe today and he seemed a bit off, maybe he had a rough night .

At 7 o clock } I had a run in with a neighbor , but I am not sure if Joe already told you this .

At 8 o clock } I had a karaoke night with Joe , I have to say that he can’t sing , he sounds like a food mixer when turned on , it was so loud, I think that I am going deaf .

At 9 o clock } I heard banging , coming from next door, I seriously have no idea what it could be , I think  Joe is keeping a secret from me .