Fun Day Outs With Joe

We had many fun day outs, here are some of them.

Once, me and Hayley went out on a picnic, so we set up on the grass, then Hayley pulled out a sandwich, then a pidgeon came and took a crap on Hayley’s head, I laughed the whole day.

We went to have a kareoke night in a pub and everybody was having a great time, until Hayley and me turned up, and I picked up the microphone and started singing. Now , Hayley doesn’t like the band Oasis , so she proceeded to stay in the back of the bar and watch from the camera, everybody hated it, they left before I could even finish.

There was another time where went to a zoo and Hayley liked the lions, so we had to go, Hayley somehow got in the crib with the lions in it and she convinced me that she could talk lion but then she got chased by one and I literally couldn’t stop laughing, but I totally knew how Hayley felt.

Once we went into a local shop to pick up some bits and pieces for back at home, Hayley wanted me to push her in the Asda trolley, so  I did and she flew right through the stacked tower of boxes of cereal and then an assistant came up to me, and I joked around and asked ” You want some cereal ?, then she chucked us out, without any food.

There was this other time where we went into DFS to buy a new bed, and Hayley had an idea that we should make a bouncy castle fort and we threw pillows everywhere , and one of the workers threw us out with the pillows cellotaped to our feet, and we had to get a taxt, the driver looked at us suspiciously, still didn’t know where the cellatape came from.