Experience The Weird And Awkward Moments With Joe

There was this one time where, Hayley made an appearance on the Great British Bake Off , which I looked forward for the time to come , having said that Hayley can’t bake , but however , it didn’t go well , she threatened to attack the innocent contestants and judges , and did attack them in the end , I feel very sorry for them , I had to go back and apologize , I am probably gonna have to hide my kitchen equipment , just in case she gets held of them , what I can’t believe  is that she attacked Paul Hollywood , the bloke probably has trauma from that , he’s probably scared of fridges  now.

Once, me and Hayley went into a furniture shop and she spotted a large sized mirror , first of all, my wallet was empty and I don’t have a job , so she liked the look of it but she thought that she had the ability to communicate through mirrors  and instead , she smashed the mirror and carried on talking but somebody tried taking her  to a mental hospital because they thought that she was a fantasist , in the end , she didn’t go and I had to find a wage to pay for the damages on the mirror .

One time , Hayley took part of doing a lesson with kids at a school and it was a reading / book club , and the kids were very passionate in learning to read, but there were 2 kids who ignored her and she hit them on the head with the book , absolutely terrifying , now she’s banned , I am terrified about whether she’ll plonk me on the head with a book too , I  have lost count on how many times she has plonked me on the head with books , I have to think of something .

One time , we went to a gym equipment shop, I needed to get some equipment for my Kung Fu dojo , I was dumb enough for letting Hayley come along with me , but I did anyway , she smashed the place , now guess who has to pay for the charges ?, me , I always have to pay for everything , including bills and taxes , I hate it , I’d do anything to not pay for the bills , I’d rather have Hayley to pay them instead , she doesn’t understand how much pain I go through , and she thinks , I’m having a joke but I am not , I’m not over exaggerating no, wish they’d be a change, that’s all I want .