Behind The Looking Glass Script, The New Video

{ First scene, David is talking to Craig about his new shoes }

David} Hey Craig .

Craig} Yes ?.

David} Come and check out my new pair of shoes .

Craig} Ok .

David} They are cool, aren’t they ?.

Craig} Yeah, how much did you pay ?.

David} I got it in a deal .

Craig} Oh cool .

David} It burnt a hole in my wallet , though , I have to pay the bills, I don’t have any for that .

Craig} Ok, what brand are they ?.

David} Oh um I actually forgot what they were called, but they are the leather kind .

Craig} Cool .

Collin} Hello , who’s ready to get stuck into work ?.

David} Not me .

Craig} David got some new shoes, .

David} Yeah, what do you think about them ?.

Collin} Well, they look like spats .

Craig} Spats ?.

David} What now ?.

Craig} Well, you clearly haven’t been around in the 1920s .

David} 1920s ?, uh uh, don’t you dare go and bring that generation back to me .

Collin} Anyway, I need you to do me a favor .

David} What do you want us to do , this time ?.

Collin} Alright , don’t get to cocky , those shoes won’t be with you forever .

David whispering } What does he mean by that ?.

Craig} I don’t know .

Collin} I need you to make a video .

David} Woah , a video ?.

Craig} Yesssss , why do we need to make a video ?.

Collin} We need to make a video because, for half of the people applying for this job, they’ll need to be trained .

David} A training video, what will that entail , exactly ?.

Collin} Whatever a training video will entail, like, show people how to detect stuff .

David} Well, that sounds very boring .

Craig} Can’t believe we have to do this , today .

Collin} Oh well, you should get going  .

David} Ok .

{ They got to the filming station }

Craig} Right, how are we gonna do this ?.

David} I think we should explain about the detecting to people .

Craig} Yeah I suppose so .

David} I think you should start, then I’ll follow .

Craig} Ok , what do I do ?.

David} Oh for goodness sake, just start talking .

Craig} Ok , { Craig starts going through a tutorial }

Craig} ring !!!!!, ” Get in the Wan { it’s supposed to be van but he pronounces it as wan }

David} Carry on carry on , this is gonna sick .

Craig} ” Let’s get into some bloody good detecting ”, { Pulls out num chucks }

David} Woah woah woah, what are they ?.

Craig} These are num chucks .

David} Where did you get them from ?.

Craig} I got them from the tools room .

David} Why are they in the tools room ?.

Craig} Well apparently, Collin’s got tools .

David} He’s got tools ?.

Craig} Yes , he’s probably a Shaolin Master .

David} Put them away, they are terrorizing me .

Craig} Ok , why are you scared of num chucks ?.

David} I am not afraid of num chucks, they turned up in my nightmare .

Craig} You had a nightmare ?.

David} Yes I did, where is your mind ?.

Craig} My mind goes blank, it’s science .

{ David presses pause on the video recorder }

Craig} Can I see the footage ?.

David} Yeah I guess so .

Craig} Sweet .

{ They are back in the main office}

The video resumes} Ring 111, welcome in the wan .

Collin} What the flipping hell is this ?.

David} It’s our training compaign video .

Craig} Is it good ?.

Collin} No of course it’s not , you just jumped out of the bloody van with num chucks , where did you get them from ?.

Craig} I found it in my ruck sack .

David} Liar, he broke into the tools room .

Craig} Dude, what was that for ?.

David} You have to tell the truth, otherwise, your nose gets longer .

Craig} Oh shit, is that true ?.

Collin} No it’s not , drown yourselves in shit .

David} I read that if we did good on this project , you get to move up a level .

Craig} Wow, really ?.

David} Yeah, are we gonna move up ?.

Collin} Well um , ye …

David and Craig gasps in excitement}

Collin} You are not moving up .

David} Oh come off it .

Collin} No I am being serious, you did awful, you are going even lower .

David} Owww, crap .

End of script